49 RANDOM QUESTIONS..oh okay

1 Where were you 3 hours ago? In my bed, sleeeepin'
2 Who are you in love with? Who knows these days
3 Have you ever eaten a crayon? Nah, I had better things to do as a kid
4 Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? A pen!
5 When is the last time you went to the mall? A few weeks ago
6 Are you wearing socks right now? Nope
7 Does your family have a car worth over $2000? Yes
8 When was the last time you drove out of town? I don't drive
9 Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days? No but hopefully today!
10 Are you hot? A little, this room is a little stuffy..pahah
11 What was the last thing you had to drink? Coffee
12 What are you wearing right now? Gray soffes and an orange rockwall playoffs shirt
13 Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it? I don't have a car
14 Last food that you ate? Hm maybe that chocolate cake last night
15 Where were you last week at this time? Probably at home, exactly where I am now
16 Have you bought any clothing items in the last week? Actually no, but probably today (:
17 When is the last time you ran? I miss it, not recently
18 What's the last sporting event you watched? I vaguely watched some basketball game yesterday
19 What is your favorite animal? ELEPHANTS (:
20 Your dream vacation? Roadtrippping to disney world with all my bestfriends, guys & girls
21 Last person's house you were in? Probably sarah's
22 Worst injury you've ever had? I broke my wrist and arm, but it wasn't painful
23 Have you been in love? Probably not
24 Do you miss anyone right now? Yep
25 Last play you saw? Like Lion King with Sheels in 8th grade
26 What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? Right.
27 What are your plans for tonight? Movies, shopping and staying the night with all the bffffffs
28 Who is the last person you sent a Facebook message or comment? Either sheely, sarah, or my sister
29 Next trip you are going to take? Idk but I'm dying to GO SOMEWHERE right now
30 Ever go to camp? Yep, 5th grade
31 Were you an honor roll student in school? Yes
32 What do you want to know about the future? That I'll get married & everything will be alright
33 Are you wearing any perfume or cologne? Not right now, I haven't gotten ready yet
34 Are you due for something this year for a doctor's visit? Nope?
35 Where is your bestfriend? I don't have a bestfriend really, just lots of close friends, yeah
36 Do you have a tan? NO BUT I WANT ONE SO I CAN WEAR SHORTS AND BE GOOOD (:
37 What are you listening to right now? Some home improvement show, HGTV FTW!
38 Do you collect anything? No, not really, not consistently, I might just have a lot of something but not collect it
39 Who is the biggest gossiper you know? I don't care
40 Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over? I don't drive
41 Have you ever drank your soda from a straw? Probably? Hah
42 What does you last text message say? Some long story from schy
43 Do you like hot sauce? Yessss
44 Last time you took a shower? Yesterday
45 Do you need to do laundry? No
46 What is your heritage? English something or other
47 Are you someon'e best friend? I hope so!
48 Are you rich? No I don't consider myself rich
49 What were you doing at 12 AM last night? On facebook, and about to sleeeep

Real eyes realize real lies

Singing with a broken string, tell me what you really mean

Hey do you wanna trade faces okay thanks.

I love how this looks.

PERFECT PERFECT PERFECT SKIN & MAKEUP. I'm jealous.

WHY ARE YOU SO ATTRACTIVE taylor does not deserve you.

Miley I don't care what people say, you're beautiful.

Love this lettering.

This would be amazing to live here.

1 HOTTEST PICTURE EVER, NBD.

2 Hottest guy ever, no big deal.

3 If he ever leaves Pretty Little Liars I'm going to cry.

MMM SHOES.

I wish I could pull this off like everyday. And this reminds me of schy.

I WANT TO DO THIS TO FACEBOOK!

I want her sweatshirt.



The logic of my texting revealed to the world

If I'm texting you:
& start replying with one word answers, that does not mean you should keep texting. That means this failed attempt at a so-called "coversation" is over & you should stop replying.

If I don't reply:
That does not mean resend the message. That means I read what you said & I think it's stupid & I do not feel like wasting my time responding.

If I say I'll text you later:
That does not mean wait for me to text you later. That means I probably won't text you later & you're annoying so go away.

If YOU respond with "lol", "k" or any form of a smiley face:
Do not expect me to respond because I won't.

And I'm still texting you back after, frequently, after the conversation has lasted more that 30 minutes:
You should know that I love you.



Nbd

Psychological fact: When a person cries and the first tear comes from the right eye, it's happiness, but when it comes from the left, it's pain or sorrow.

K

I hate when people just text K. K what? The letter before L, the letter after J? Did you know that on JK the K stands for "Kidding"..so your reply is "Kidding"? Or K as in potassium? Do you need some Special K for breakfast? K, as in I can K/O you? Can I knock you out and feed you to hungry sharks? Sharks has K in it.